Walking into the mini-mart to pay cash for my gas.
Smiling gas station attendant: Hi! How are you?
Me smiling back: I'm good. How are you?
Slightly leering gas station attendant: I'm good now! [looking me up and down]
And let's be clear - I'm wearing baggy, comfortable Saturday pants, a tired old t-shirt, flip flops and my unwashed hair is thrown up in messy bun. I'm 42 and I ain't no spring chicken.
Amused Me: Thirty dollars on pump number one.
Still smiling gas station attendant: Number one - like you?
I just laughed and walked away. I bet Cheese-Master Flash is a hit with all the ladies.
